Lmao this sounds like a conversation I would have with my sister about her cat Cable.
Conversation with me and Victor:
me: I just realized something: Spiders have eight legs and eight eyes, and humans have two legs and two eyes, and worms have no legs and no eyes.
Victor: And?
me: And cats have four legs…BUT ONLY TWO EYES.
Victor: Um…yep.
me: I mean, it doesn’t follow, does it? Are they missing eyes? Do they have too many legs? Are they supposed to be bipedal but they’re just lazy?
Victor: That’s not how biology works.
me: WHY DO CATS HAVE ALL THOSE EXTRA LEGS? WHAT ARE THEY USING THEM FOR?
Victor: Have you been drinking?
me: No, I’ve been thinking.
Victor: Just as dangerous with you, really.
me: So here’s my theory…
Victor: Oh, good. There’s a theory.
me: I think that cats intentionally don’t walk around on their hind legs because they know if they started standing upright we’d expect them to get day…
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